domestic adaptation is now located @ domesticadaptation.tumblr.comTumblr (3.0; @amyboyd)http://amyboyd.tumblr.com/<a href="http://www.sketchysantas.com/">http://www.sketchysantas.com/</a>http://amyboyd.tumblr.com/post/296546032http://amyboyd.tumblr.com/post/296546032Wed, 23 Dec 2009 03:57:39 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Sv5iEK-IEzw&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Sv5iEK-IEzw&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>This is silly. Thanks <a href="http://marcusprice.tumblr.com/post/248939341/an-animation-of-comedian-eddie-izzard-talking">Marcus</a>.</p>http://amyboyd.tumblr.com/post/295459005http://amyboyd.tumblr.com/post/295459005Tue, 22 Dec 2009 14:40:37 -0500<img src="http://8.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuwy4eJNxM1qzzhtyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Click to read the ad. The Clydesdale reference is money.</p>http://amyboyd.tumblr.com/post/290572997http://amyboyd.tumblr.com/post/290572997Sat, 19 Dec 2009 14:00:00 -0500<img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuuxxrLlmV1qzvqipo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>She hit the floor, next thing you know<br/>Shawty got low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low.</p>http://amyboyd.tumblr.com/post/290040978http://amyboyd.tumblr.com/post/290040978Sat, 19 Dec 2009 02:58:02 -0500<p>tom oatmeal has a female counterpart: <a>edith zimmerman</a>.</p> <p><b> <img height="121" width="120" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2720/4101420998_29a93b9bf0_o.jpg"/></b></p> <p><b>The Drug Store. A very short story.</b></p> <p>“I’m going to the drug store,” I said to my husband Don.</p> <p>“Why?” he asked.</p> <p>“I just need to,” I said.</p> <p>He gave me a weird look. “Why won’t you tell me?”</p> <p>“Ugh,” I said. “Nevermind.”</p> <p>“No, now I’m curious,” he said. “What’re you getting from the drug store?”</p> <p>“Ugh, fine,” I said. “Tampons.”</p> <p>His expression of curiosity transformed instantly to one of disgust. “Oh my god,” he said, putting his hand to his mouth. “I think I’m going to be sick.”</p> <p>“You’re fine,” I said. “They’re just tampons, Don, and now I’m going to go buy some. See you in a bit.” I grabbed the car keys and headed toward the door, but before I left I gave him one last look. He had slid down the wall and covered his face with his hands.</p> <p>“Ugh, get it together,” I said as I walked out.</p> <p>“No,” he said.</p>http://amyboyd.tumblr.com/post/287318016http://amyboyd.tumblr.com/post/287318016Thu, 17 Dec 2009 04:27:43 -0500<img src="http://7.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kus3cwzZLj1qzzhtyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I accept.</p> <p>(For the record, David is the IT Wizard behind the curtain at IC).</p>http://amyboyd.tumblr.com/post/287000369http://amyboyd.tumblr.com/post/287000369Wed, 16 Dec 2009 23:05:20 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/yMYb8sq-jDU&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/yMYb8sq-jDU&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Leave your wife and make an honest woman of me.</p>http://amyboyd.tumblr.com/post/286651207http://amyboyd.tumblr.com/post/286651207Wed, 16 Dec 2009 18:26:16 -0500<p><b>me:</b> I hate children after age 5. <br/><b>mom:</b> I hate them between ages 13-25 <br/><b>me:</b> Listen, since you hit menopause you’ve been a real bitch.</p>http://amyboyd.tumblr.com/post/285932135http://amyboyd.tumblr.com/post/285932135Wed, 16 Dec 2009 04:29:26 -0500<img src="http://7.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kukm98k6zF1qz6p8oo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><ul> <li><a href="http://mingle2.com/blog/view/dating-tyrannosaurus">9 Reasons Not to Date a Tyrannosaurus Rex</a></li> </ul></p>http://amyboyd.tumblr.com/post/281500454http://amyboyd.tumblr.com/post/281500454Sun, 13 Dec 2009 04:48:00 -0500<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="300" data="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=8109546&server=vimeo.com&fullscreen=1&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF"><param name="quality" value="best" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="scale" value="showAll" /><param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=8109546&server=vimeo.com&fullscreen=1&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF" /><embed src="http://www.vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=8109546&server=www.vimeo.com&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF&fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="300"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><b>The Way I See It #42:</b></p> <p>Jedidiah Jenkins was born breech.</p>http://amyboyd.tumblr.com/post/278201406http://amyboyd.tumblr.com/post/278201406Thu, 10 Dec 2009 19:59:29 -0500<img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/9cyPFQbgCqcm4r4i0nflQUIgo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I <i>just</i> had this conversation with Mindy the other day, bitch slap included.</p> <blockquote> <blockquote></blockquote> </blockquote>http://amyboyd.tumblr.com/post/275873096http://amyboyd.tumblr.com/post/275873096Wed, 09 Dec 2009 03:16:43 -0500<img src="http://22.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuc0p6UThS1qzvqipo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>click to read further.</p>http://amyboyd.tumblr.com/post/275661135http://amyboyd.tumblr.com/post/275661135Tue, 08 Dec 2009 23:52:26 -0500““Only 24 more shopping days to accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior.””<br/><br/> - <em><b>Stephen Colbert</b></em>http://amyboyd.tumblr.com/post/267440918http://amyboyd.tumblr.com/post/267440918Thu, 03 Dec 2009 02:58:00 -0500““And Amy- we don’t need any of your sarcastic, witty, belittling replies. Just take care of your shit.””<br/><br/> - <em><b>Jay Woodcock, CFO<br/>Invisible Children</b></em>http://amyboyd.tumblr.com/post/265567089http://amyboyd.tumblr.com/post/265567089Tue, 01 Dec 2009 20:18:00 -0500<a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1794889">chewbacca: ADKJFAEKJLDILWKE</a>http://amyboyd.tumblr.com/post/265481856http://amyboyd.tumblr.com/post/265481856Tue, 01 Dec 2009 19:12:00 -0500<img src="http://3.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktwxhuw4ha1qzzhtyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>hah.</p>http://amyboyd.tumblr.com/post/263245623http://amyboyd.tumblr.com/post/263245623Mon, 30 Nov 2009 03:13:06 -0500<img src="http://18.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktisj5eb861qz7ycpo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Fuck, this is hilarious.</p>http://amyboyd.tumblr.com/post/253620763http://amyboyd.tumblr.com/post/253620763Sun, 22 Nov 2009 19:13:43 -0500<img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktevecKDvj1qzvqipo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://amyboyd.tumblr.com/post/252319839http://amyboyd.tumblr.com/post/252319839Sat, 21 Nov 2009 17:49:07 -0500<img src="http://12.media.tumblr.com/9cyPFQbgCqfe48wgC28ybdBqo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>just gimme the light and pass the dro!</p>http://amyboyd.tumblr.com/post/249862345http://amyboyd.tumblr.com/post/249862345Thu, 19 Nov 2009 13:45:47 -0500<img src="http://4.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt9mj3C64v1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><blockquote> <blockquote></blockquote> </blockquote></p>http://amyboyd.tumblr.com/post/248858766http://amyboyd.tumblr.com/post/248858766Wed, 18 Nov 2009 17:18:12 -0500