Posted November 21, 2009 at 5:49pm
I laugh at this every time I see it. It’s absurd, I know.
Posted November 16, 2009 at 9:02pm
Posted November 14, 2009 at 1:56am
Good eye, Marcus.
Posted November 11, 2009 at 3:48am
I fell off the wagon tonight and returned to my bad habit of Craigslist Missed Connections. And I won’t apologize for it after coming across this gem. No other entry will ever rival it.
Posted November 4, 2009 at 6:21am
“Oh nice tomato, I’ll take that one for my sandwich.”
I don’t have the emotional capacity for this.
And thanks, Jason.
Posted November 3, 2009 at 2:37am
Posted November 3, 2009 at 12:30am
tomoatmeal: An Excerpt from my Romance Novel
With my nude, floral-painted body pressed firmly against the wall, I could only stand still and hope that it would blend seamlessly with the floral wallpaper, hiding me completely.
“She can’t divorce me if she can’t see me,” I thought.
Posted November 3, 2009 at 12:27am
