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Click to read the ad. The Clydesdale reference is money.
She hit the floor, next thing you know
Shawty got low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low.
tom oatmeal has a female counterpart: edith zimmerman.
The Drug Store. A very short story.
“I’m going to the drug store,” I said to my husband Don.
“Why?” he asked.
“I just need to,” I said.
He gave me a weird look. “Why won’t you tell me?”
“Ugh,” I said. “Nevermind.”
“No, now I’m curious,” he said. “What’re you getting from the drug store?”
“Ugh, fine,” I said. “Tampons.”
His expression of curiosity transformed instantly to one of disgust. “Oh my god,” he said, putting his hand to his mouth. “I think I’m going to be sick.”
“You’re fine,” I said. “They’re just tampons, Don, and now I’m going to go buy some. See you in a bit.” I grabbed the car keys and headed toward the door, but before I left I gave him one last look. He had slid down the wall and covered his face with his hands.
“Ugh, get it together,” I said as I walked out.
“No,” he said.
I accept.
(For the record, David is the IT Wizard behind the curtain at IC).
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me: I hate children after age 5.
mom: I hate them between ages 13-25
me: Listen, since you hit menopause you’ve been a real bitch.
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I just had this conversation with Mindy the other day, bitch slap included.
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“Only 24 more shopping days to accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior.” — Stephen Colbert
“And Amy- we don’t need any of your sarcastic, witty, belittling replies. Just take care of your shit.”
— Jay Woodcock, CFO
Invisible Children