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    I fell off the wagon tonight and returned to my bad habit of Craigslist Missed Connections. And I won’t apologize for it after coming across this gem. No other entry will ever rival it.

    I fell off the wagon tonight and returned to my bad habit of Craigslist Missed Connections. And I won’t apologize for it after coming across this gem. No other entry will ever rival it.

    “Oh nice tomato, I’ll take that one for my sandwich.”

    I don’t have the emotional capacity for this.

    And thanks, Jason.

    tomoatmealAn Excerpt from my Romance Novel

    With my nude, floral-painted body pressed firmly against the wall, I could only stand still and hope that it would blend seamlessly with the floral wallpaper, hiding me completely.

    “She can’t divorce me if she can’t see me,” I thought.

    “A date is a date.” -Saucy Thomson

    “A date is a date.” -Saucy Thomson

    2:39 PM Jedidiah: hahahahahaha2:39 PM me: [expletive deleted]2:39 PM me: now you know my dirty secret.2:39 PM me: i overcame.2:40PM Jedidiah: hahahaha your town.2:42 PM Amy’s new status message - can’t drop out of her past. 2:42 PM Jedidiah: hahahahahah2:47 PM Jedidiah: I’m so sorry that your failure is written in your geography3:06 PM Amy’s new status message - Shred is Indiana Jones. My past is the Holy Grail.

    2:39 PM Jedidiah: hahahahahaha
    2:39 PM me: [expletive deleted]
    2:39 PM me: now you know my dirty secret.
    2:39 PM me: i overcame.
    2:40PM Jedidiah: hahahaha your town.
    2:42 PM Amy’s new status message - can’t drop out of her past.
    2:42 PM Jedidiah: hahahahahah
    2:47 PM Jedidiah: I’m so sorry that your failure is written in your geography
    3:06 PM Amy’s new status message - Shred is Indiana Jones. My past is the Holy Grail.

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    I once gave a girl a bloody fake ear in a Tiffany jewelry box with a letter that said, ‘Will you Gogh to prom with me?’ Yeah, I guess I’m a romantic.

    — Matthew Gray Gubler

    I’m without words.

    I’m without words.

    this bud’s for shred.

    this bud’s for shred.