I like parties, but I don’t like piñatas because the piñata promotes violence against flamboyant animals. Hey, there’s a donkey with some pizzazz. Let’s kick its ass. What I’m trying to say is, don’t make the same Halloween costume mistake that I did.
— Demetri Martin
I found this in my Google Analytics report this morning. And no Jed, I am not amused.
![I guess this is like Mommy’s ‘electric back massager’.
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[submitted by Josh Elwell | via americansfortruth.com]")
I guess this is like Mommy’s ‘electric back massager’.
[submitted by Josh Elwell | via americansfortruth.com]
“We like war because we’re good at it. Can’t educate our young people, can’t get healthcare to our old people, but we can bomb the shit out of your country alright.”
-George Carlin
The things that once so defined him — shag carpeting, Room & Board sofas, monogamy — now suffocated him.
You can come out when you can properly explain the differences between Modernist architecture and postmodern ornamentation.
In search of a less bleak playground, the toddler pedaled faster.
(Dwell, June 2004)
Stick a g-d fork in me. This blog has reduced me to a catatonic state.
A new episode of “Between Two Ferns” featuring Conan.
Marcus Price keeps me young- and amused.
Invisible Children is always lagging behind GAP.
i’m in. see what i mean here.
type at you again on january 8th. or maybe not. either way, happy new year. and i really mean that.
